Dawn RikkelsDawn is a beautiful girl with a beautiful smile. And her webbed feet will come in mighty handy during swimming competitions. |
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Dick TatorDick is very energetic and very friendly.
That's because Dick is hooked on crystal meth.
He actually thinks he signed up for a Princess Cruise to Columbia. |
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Alberto V. O'FifeAlberto is one happy fellow!
Alberto loves life, and life loves Alberto.
Unfortunately, everyone else on the island hate his guts. |
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Debra CadabraDebra likes to swivel her hips and sway to the tropical music. Unfortunately, there is no tropical music on Isolation Island. |
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Otto KlubOtto was once accused of crushing a man's skull.
He's now a motivational speaker. |
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