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The Amazing VanderHawk's
Instant Dreamer Profile®
For a limited time, the Amazing VanderHawk is offering his amazing services to you, the common man. By simply filling out the Instant Dreamer Profile®, you will receive a lengthy, detailed, individualized and personally autographed profile of who you are and what your dreams may mean. In order for the form to be properly processed, you must complete the entire profile, EXACTLY as instructed.
(For your safety, the personal information you submit will be coded so no one will be able to intercept it and use it for evil purposes.)
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