The Amazing VanderHawk's
Instant Dreamer Profile®

For a limited time, the Amazing VanderHawk is offering his amazing services to you, the common man.
By simply filling out the Instant Dreamer Profile®, you will receive a lengthy, detailed, individualized and personally autographed profile of who you are and what your dreams may mean.
In order for the form to be properly processed, you must complete the entire profile, EXACTLY as instructed.

(For your safety, the personal information you submit will be coded so no one will be able to intercept it and use it for evil purposes.)




My Name is:

I live in the city of:

My occupation is:


The two best words to describe my personality would be:
(must select at least two)

Bubbly
Warm
Outgoing
Quiet
Thoughtful
Tender
Angry
Bitter
Resentful
Forgiving
Loving
Horny
Sweaty
Fearful
Depressed
Confused
Paranoid
Not Sure

I sometimes dream about:
(must select at least two)

Flying
Falling
Being chased
Being followed
Being cheated on
Being naked in public places
Being laughed at
Being yelled at
Being injured
Being evil
Being nice
Being someone else
Turning into someone else
Someone else turning into someone else
Arms turning into putty
Legs turning into stumps
Front teeth turning into fingers


I am presently:
(must select at least one)

Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed


Now, to receive an instantaneous and personally autographed Instant Dreamer Profile® from The Amazing VanderHawk, simply click on the 'Submit' button..











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