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Welcome to Wide To Infinity!
The first website to link all of the websites on the World Wide Web. (not directly, though - you'll still have to click around a LOT!) We like to think of ourselves as the new Google, without the overtly obvious and over-simplified search box. By making us your home page, you'll be surprised at where you might end up by beginning your internet journey with Wide To Infinity.

Oh, the places you'll go!









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Here's where you can find out what's new at Wide To Infinity..........But you have to work for it...........When you see the words 'CLICK HERE NOW' scrolling by, if you catch it in time and click on it, you'll find out what's new around here......................Look out..................here it comes.........................get ready to click on it.................CLICK HERE NOW!!!.................Don't worry.....it'll come around again........or, you could just click on those revolving globes.............that might've been the easiest way to do it all along.................





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Confused?  Possessed?
Then why not let Dr. VanderHawk
convince you that you're really fine. Just fine.


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What makes
The Amazing VanderHawk
so amazing? Find out for yourself
by clicking on This Amazing Link.


Just can't get enough of VanderHawk?
Then why not view his vacation pics?!.




Yes, we also have a blog.
Sorry about that. But seriously, what website doesn't have one these days? We all need the chance to spout off about current events from a purely subjective manner, right? You can even make commments! But odds are, you won't.



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